New Kid's Career in The Shitter

You know that your career's in the shitter when your once popular boy band is now upstaged by a ro... Read more
Kinetic Bullshit Weapon
Here is the most useful appropriation of the militarist's propaganda and masturbation videos. By hav... Read more
BOEHNER IS SO ALCOHOLIC LOOKING THAT...

Republican Speaker of the House John Beohner is so alcoholic looking that when querying Google on... Read more
Surprise at Papal Foot Wash

I was invited to have my foot washed by the pope, but realized at the last minute that I forgot to w... Read more
Pope Benedict Comes Out as Gay

Pope Benedict XVI announced today that he has resigned his papacy because he is gay and "could no lo... Read more